Here's a funny little bit from James Taranto's Best of the Web; how about "Pete Townshend Tougher on Winwood than Burdon" as the punchline, though?

Pete Townshend Blasts Steve Winwood
"WHO: Traffic Is Four Times as Lethal as War"--headline, Reuters, May 14

Speaking of Pete Townshend, kiddie-porn criminal charges against him have been dropped. Happened a few days ago. He seems to be innocent of everything but being really dumb. We slammed Mr. Townshend when this story broke, and we are happy to know that he deserves an apology from us.