I'm surprised I haven't gotten more Google hits for "sleazy lesbian incest video." You'd think there would be several million searches a day for that combination of words, what with all the pervs out there on the Net. Hell, who knows, maybe they're all searching for kiddie porn or something else much less wholesome than good old lesbian incest.

I googled, more or less at random (between quote marks), twenty two-word combinations that have appeared in Iberian Notes in the last few days. Here's how many hits each one got:

20. physical fallacy 338
19. catalan statute 1290
18. hispanic intifada 3890
17. skilled population 12,900
16. spanish courts 22,600
15. military geography 28,800
14. immigrant father 33,400
13. reduced salary 35,000
12. conservative politician 105,000
11. threatening letter 114,000
10. bus strike 117,000
9. oil revenue 291,000
8. illegitimate child 301,000
7. nationalist party 483,000
6. arms dealer 492,000
5. press charges 620,000
4. front group 639,000
3. portable toilets 815,000
2. city property 868,000
1. lesbian incest 2,260,000

The market has spoken. No more Catalan statutes. Lots more lesbian incest.