Here's another one for Alex Cockburn.

Alex, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Alex, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Alex, 'cause you're a Communist clown
There's no need to be unhappy.

Alex, there's a place you can go.
I said, Alex, where Fidel runs the show.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay in C-U-B-A.
It's fun to stay in C-U-B-A.

They have everything for Alex to enjoy
He can be one of Castro's toys

It's fun to stay in C-U-B-A.
It's fun to stay in C-U-B-A.

You can pick up a boy, you can pick up a girl, but they've eaten up all of the squirrels

Alex, are you listening to me?
I said, Alex, with Fidel they're not free
I said, Alex, but who gives a damn
When you can have fun in Havana

Alex, put away all your cares
I said, Alex, go and sample the wares
And just go there, to C-U-B-A
I'm sure you can get drunk today.

It's fun to stay in C-U-B-A.
It's fun to stay in C-U-B-A.