Saturday, November 01, 2003

The Jedman is back in business. Check out his experiences with mafia dudes in Grandview, Hooter's girls, at Arrowhead, and as public address anouncer at junior high basketball games.

We're going to hold a "Win a Date with the Jedman" contest. Minimum requirements: 18 years or over. Female. (Or maybe very persuasive gay male, I don't know.) Write in down in the Comments section explaining why you want to date a bald guy with a bad back who speaks two languages badly and has taught them both to impressionable children. The winner gets to go out with the Jedman. Second place gets to go out with the Jedman twice.

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