RED-HOT RUMORS FLYING!

Here's the real inside dope on what's going down here in B-town...A little birdie told us that La Vanguardia's dashing Uselessman-About-Town, Josep María Casasús, has been spotted at several very in venues with Catalan television star Carmen de Mairena...Hey, that's just what we hear! Only the latest dish, straight from the bright lights of Barnaville!...You know, that Luis Aragonés fellow just keeps making friends! Wait, we can't repeat what he said here...Can't stop the music! David Hasselhoff and Ricky Martín...oops...wait...are we allowed to say that? What about Jesulín de Ubrique and the...no, not that one either? Well, guess that's about it...