Congratulations to Spain on hitting the trifecta this year in the category "drunk truck drivers transporting hazardous cargo before dawn." The cops pulled over this guy driving a truck hauling diesel fuel, for weaving in and out of his lane and nearly causing an accident, in the Baix Llobregat suburbs. He blew four times the legal limit, and, get this, he was perusing a catalogue on top of his steering wheel while driving. At eight in the morning. What is it that makes these guys think it's a good idea to get up early, get drunk, and haul a load of diesel? They're too smart to pull a stunt like that even in Oklahoma.