Here's Joe Posnanski from the Kansas City Star--Joe and Jason Whitlock are the Star's big sports columnists, and they really are quite good. Joe is taking the piss out of St. Louis and its snobbish baseball fans. Kansas City and St. Louis have an, uh, "friendly" rivalry. So, for you furriners out thar, here's what we real Amurricans think of y'all: we don't even like those damn people in St. Louis, much less immigrants from countries whose name ends in Stan.