Top five recent Google search hits from my referrals log:
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Far as I know, he's not; he's widely rumored to have a mistress.
4. sexy asses of Utah
Try the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Or Marie Osmond. Or Donny, if you're an alternative-lifestyle guy.
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Sounds good to me, but wouldn't you get tremendous road rash if you took a spill? And wouldn't your, uh, apparatus flap around in the breeze?
2. sex shops pozuelo
Can't help you there; never been in Pozuelo. I do know there's one on Aragon near Balmes here in Barcelona.
1. where to buy heroin Barcelona
Try Can Tunis, but if you get stabbed it's not my fault.