Folks, if you want to know the real truth about what happened on September 11, 2001, click here. And click here if you want to know the real facts about the First World War, the Napoleonic Wars, the French Revolution, Marxism, General Pike, and the coming Third World War. And this site will tell you the real truth about Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson, as well as sell you a copy of the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion". For the straight story on American history, click here; this site has a lot of highly informative links, too. And, finally, David Icke will tell you the truth about everything, especially reptilian shape-changers. The very second we clicked on davidicke.com, the chair my pal Murph was sitting on collapsed under him--and the chair was made of solid wood. And, to top that, the computer then got hung up and behaved bizarrely. We're not too sure you ought to click on any of these sites after all.