CELEBRITY SLUT HOOKERS!

Spanish sleazo journalist Antonio Salas has written another book; his last one was called Diary of a Skinhead. This one is supposed to denounce white slavery, but it's gotten more attention for its naming of celebrities who moonlight as high-class 'ho's. He has actually only published initials, and the local parlor game is deciding who they refer to. So far the betting leans toward Mar Saura, Sofia Mazagatos, Yola Berrocal, Marlene Morreau, Malena Gracia, Nuria Bermudez, and an alleged cousin of Penelope Cruz, among others. If you want lots of slutty pictures of all these bimbos, just google any of their names. Most of these people are celebrities due to their many bouts with plastic surgery and cocaine, and they constantly appear on the trashiest programs on Spanish TV, what Murph calls "fags and slags" shows. The American equivalent of these people would be American Idol rejects, ex-boy band members, Richard Simmons, and Anna Nicole Smith.

The programs basically consist of a TV presenter like Xavier Sarda and then all these trashy celebrities who spend the rest of the program slagging one another off, calling each other whores and sluts and liars and homos and other nice things. If you want to improve your vulgar low-life Spanish slang, just spend a few evenings with Cronicas Marcianas or with one of the afternoon "Maruja" programs. (A Maruja is a typical fiftyish Spanish lower-class housewife; the term is pejorative.)