Friday, March 12, 2004

Top Ten Jobs Zap Is Fit To Hold

10. The guy who bites the heads off chickens for a dollar at the carnival
9. Bathhouse attendant
8. Sex phone customer service
7. Cubicle mopper at the peep show
6. Understudy for The Joker
5. Local news weatherman
4. Porno film soundtrack composer
3. Mahout
2. Liza Minnelli's husband
1. Drivers-ed teacher

No comments: